I really don’t know how to put into words how ultimately vindicated I feel.  Anything I say will ultimately fall short, so I’m going to just bullet this out.

• God answers prayer!
• My wife is in big big trouble
• God told me that I would find the money today…I told Jennifer that this morning.
• My wife is in big big trouble
• You have no idea how much stress this has caused me
• You also have no idea how many times I sorted through nasty diaper filled garbage "one last time" just to make sure
• I’m sick of garbage
• I hate cash – plastic baby (Sorry all loyal followers of Dave)
• I was standing in my closet, and looked up to see the Wii box.  I thought to myself, "Self…could it be in there…could my wife have packed into there…no…no she wouldn’t have done that.  But alas I must try every possibility…after exausting checking the cars for the 5th time, and the garbage 3 times, and my office 6 times, and every book on my bookshelf 2 times.
• And with my wife overlooking the process, I see the magical red and blue Bank of America envelope….and my wife runs.
• My wife is in big big trouble
• Sorry babe – the whole "I gave birth thing isn’t cutting it this time"