Now that I’ve been growing my hair out a few things have come to me that I find odd.
Short hair people want long hair.
Long hair people want short hair.
Curly hair people want it straight.
Straight hair people want it curly.
Bald people want hair.
Hairy people shave their head.
Blonds want to be reds.
Reds want to be blonds.
We spend millions on perms, straighteners, curling irons, hair dryers, flat-irons, gel, anti-frizz cream, curl-defining mouse, conditioner, shampoo, revitalizing masks, hair dye; we pick it, frizz it, style it, chop it, curl it, grease it, spike it, comb it, brush it, mess it up, dye it, bleach it, then realize we like it better the other way. The grass always seems to be greener on the other side.
Or the hair always seems to be blonder on the other head.