I have won
I entered the layer
I slayed the dragon
I emerged victorious
The spoils of the battle are being enjoyed
There is no feeling like this
Like a warrior in battle
I hold my prize high
Doubters must shrink in dismay
All shout for joy
The Admin Pastor has done it
In a flurry of paper he fought
The dragon could resist no more
4 Tags from the DMV have been reaped
It is left speechless
It has been reduced to a puppy
I fear it no more,
and the trailers are naked no more
Rejoice